Seeing as you missed Disneyworld, here’s a Disney joke for you to make up for it:
Mickey goes to see a judge, asking for a divorce from Minnie. Explains to the judge why he wants the divorce. In the end the judge says to him: “Sorry Micket, but I can’t give you a divorce just because she’s gone a bit mad.”. So Micket goes “Err… no judge, I think you’ve misunderstood when I said she’s f***ing Goofy!”