So it’s been a while since I last posted, but we’ve been busy busy busy. The short bus to Orlando turned out to be quite fun. We made friends with some people (“There are white people in Africa?!?!) and ignored the crazies (who were in abundance). Everyone here loves our accent, even if they don’t understand it! I can see why people who move here lose their SAFA accent quicker than in, say, England. It’s a matter of only wanting to say everything once!
Orlando was awesome. We went to Universal Studios first. It was HELLA expensive. Never again will I moan about Sun City! But we had a lot of fun, and I even went on 2 crazy roller coasters (eeeeeek!) Sea World was amazing. I got to feed the dolphins. You tickle them under their chin, and they open their mouths for the fishes. It was… (I have run out of synonyms for awesome, so pick one and insert it here). We didn’t to Disney but apparently it’s geared for kids anyway.
Miami was a bit disappointing. They have beautiful beaches, but hey, so do we. It’s very very pretentious and expensive and only 1 in 5 people speak English. The mannequins all have size double d boobs, which was novel 
Had a good, non take away dinner thought which was cool.
Any who, we just got to New Orleans, after a 24 hr bus trip. Tiring! But going out on Bourbon Street tonight. Fun.
Hope you’re all good. Love ya.
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Jen says:
March 13, 2011 at 12:28 pm (UTC 2)
Oooh, have fun in New Orleans!!!
Zascha says:
March 15, 2011 at 1:31 pm (UTC 2)
Come on Claire, you forgot the best one of all…. OSSOM! ;p
Seeing as you missed Disneyworld, here’s a Disney joke for you to make up for it:
Mickey goes to see a judge, asking for a divorce from Minnie. Explains to the judge why he wants the divorce. In the end the judge says to him: “Sorry Micket, but I can’t give you a divorce just because she’s gone a bit mad.”. So Micket goes “Err… no judge, I think you’ve misunderstood when I said she’s f***ing Goofy!”
Zascha says:
March 15, 2011 at 1:35 pm (UTC 2)
And of course Micket = Mickey. Typing fail